Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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