i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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