He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
