If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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