You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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