that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
it hurts more in the daytime
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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