yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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