love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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