hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Kiss
Puke
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Randomize
