halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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