The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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