Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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