Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
wow bdsm is so cute
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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