the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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