Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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