giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
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