just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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