found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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