I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Randomize
