I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
My breasts were aching with rage.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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