coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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