Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
my sisters under your porch take her home
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
my being single is dangerous.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
I had to cum in my sink.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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