I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
