Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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