So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
She announced her abortion via fbk
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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