just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
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