No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
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