if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Quick, to the slutcave!
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
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