I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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