I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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