super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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