We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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