Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Bring me that man meat
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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