Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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