I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
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