I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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