I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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