Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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