something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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