We should be called the Road Head Warriors
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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