Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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