youre lurking in front of me
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
they need to just BURY HIM!
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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