Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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