do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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