? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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