I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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