marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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