The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
vagina is talking i cant
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Randomize
