No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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