i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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