dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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