I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I party with great urgency now.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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